I fell

so, this is my first post. i know its long awaited and you guys have been harassing me and making comments about babies that i dont get, but anway, i fell. thought you guys would be interested since i am a "faller down of stairs." well, now put me down as a "faller down in baths." i fell in the shower on sunday. hold your laughter. i've ever since been reminded of my fall because of the huge black bruise on the back of my thigh that i have to sit on for eight or more hours at work. at first i thought, that'll be a cool bruise. i was wrong, there is nothing cool about your rear hurting when you have to sit for many long hours.

so how did this happen you ask? well you probably aren't actually asking that since asking "how did helen happen to fall?" is like asking "how did stoli happen to fart?" The answer is in the question, Helen falls and stoli farts, its just the way it is. i wont spare you the details though because this is a blog and i cant afford to spare details so ill just put them down in type. so i was done with my shower and ready to step out of the bath. one foot was planted on the floor and the other in mid air ready to exit the bath tub area and enter the bathroom area. it doesnt take a degree in physics to figure out how the next part of the story transpired, one foot was in the air, no surface to grip, no surface to aide as a producer of frictional force. the other foot was on the bath floor and managed to overcome friction and slip. so now im literally swept off both feet. since i cant fly, the foot in the air came crashing down on the rails that the sliding door fits on, ultimately resulting in an interesting bruise under my foot. in response i screamed at the top of my lungs and was comforted by the sound of oshin running up the stairs to rescue me. it was too late, my fall continued and the back of my thigh landed on the rails. i've been limping and sitting funny for four days now. it could have been worse i guess. so there's my first blog. about how i fell.

I love it here.

Ok people really. Let's not let this die! Search deep inside and find something to blog about. =) even if its not this happened or that happened but hey guys what do you think about this. or i saw a bird and it made me think "why are they so scary" or the other day i was walking down the street and a kid with taped glasses waved at me... i guess it doesn't work too well since we see each other relatively a lot. ok love you guys. hope we can keep this going.

                          ojenig

p.s. really though. birds are scary. especially their eyes. and especially when they sit next to you on the table and look around all mechanical like. maybe thats it. they are mechanical like. whatever it is they're gross. and those seagulls... now thats a different story.